If I was forced to buy a modern car instead of another old Toyota...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/13/2016 at 20:12 • Filed to: car shopping

There’s a few things I would consider.

Ah, dammit!

DISCUSSION (39)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:15

Don’t get the Accord or this will happen..or this or this or this

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:16

I think it is time for a Saab 900

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:16

1. Something something sparkly vampires

2. Hope you don’t want those wheels and tires!

3. That wouldn’t really be forcing, now would it?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:22

I considered a C30 after college. I really liked that ever so slightly gray pearl white color, but you had to get it with the (IIRC) “coffee” color trim.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:23

Nah. Just buy the old Toyota

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:24

Hahaha!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson
03/13/2016 at 20:24

Wait, I don’t get the sparkly vampire volvo part

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/13/2016 at 20:25

Probably

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:25

Would you buy my car if I were selling it? Because I still want an SC400.

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:28

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
03/13/2016 at 20:28

I would really only consider an 8th gen.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:28

Old Toyotas are the best.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:29

You won’t help out a fellow Opponaut? I see how it is.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson
03/13/2016 at 20:30

Hmm, I never knew that. I just chose not to watch those films.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
03/13/2016 at 20:31

Look on the bright side: you’ve still got LED TAIL LIGHTS

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:32

Nope. LED tails were on the facelifted 7th gens. Mine’s pre-facelift.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
03/13/2016 at 20:33

Damn, that just undermines the entire joke doesn’t it

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:33

But I have a sunroof.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
03/13/2016 at 20:35

Sunroof says I work hard; I PLAY hard

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:36

Down in Ocean City, MARYLAND.

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:41

I didn’t watch them either. My ex was all into it and had some shirt that mentioned something about it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson
03/13/2016 at 20:42

Hmm... thanks for the warning though. I would prefer not to be associated in any way with that franchise. How unfortunate for that car though!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
03/13/2016 at 20:51

I actually liked that combo. I think it was only on the R-Design models over here so it had two fat exhaust sticking out the back too.

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 20:58

Yep, just doing my part. There were ther vehicles in the movie, but I think this was the hero car, so everybody who watched the movie associates that car with that franchise.

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro
03/13/2016 at 21:02

First you got one thing, then you got another thing. First you got one thing, then you got another thing.

TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/13/2016 at 21:04

Jerry at the office LOVES this trick!

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/13/2016 at 21:08

I’m starting to warm up to the 8th gen Accord coupe. I used to hate the rear end but it’s grown on me. If I were to get one, it’d be San Marino Red, though, because former Prelude color, and of course it would be V6 and manual.